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Izzy Hands ([personal profile] ninetoes) wrote2021-06-16 10:38 pm

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[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-10-11 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Aw fuck yes she got 'duck' again.

"Sure, what's up?"
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[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-10-11 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Instructions unclear, she yells- "IZZY-" and immediately grabs at his hand.

"WHAT THE FUCK-"
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[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-10-11 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
"No!?"

Darcy takes the knife and a generous step backwards, "What the fuck Izzy!? No!! I'm not fucking stabbing you!"
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[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-10-11 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
"You didn't think to tell me that first!?"

Darcy closes the knife and shoves it back into his hand, her immediate knee-jerk terror curdling to outrage.

"Fuck you for scaring me like that," and she turns to leave.
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[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-10-11 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't fucking know! You told me not to freak out and then immediately did something to freak me out!"

Why is he always doing stuff to piss her off!!!!

"Fucking- ugh!! You fucking bastard-"

She hates this fucking family!!!
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[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-10-12 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh yeah- just tell me not to freak out when you stab yourself, that'll just totally work."

She rolls her eyes and flips him off as she leaves.

"No. I don't want to see it. Is it really that fucking weird that I don't want to see you get hurt, even if it wouldn't work?"
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[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-10-12 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Darcy huffs, casting one last sidelong look before storming the rest of the way off to cool her head.