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Izzy Hands ([personal profile] ninetoes) wrote2021-04-12 03:37 am
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My name is Mr. Hands, First Mate Hands, or God as far as you're concerned...

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[personal profile] treading_water 2022-04-12 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
There was a time aboard The Revenge where breakfast was eaten at a white-clothed table, marmalade jars were plentiful, and excessively wasteful cakes were served for no real purpose. Those days were over. What was left onboard the ship they'd have to pray to whatever god would answer them that they could trade for gunpowder or the proper equipment to make an actual living as a pirate. Blackbeard's flag may not be taken as seriously given the rumors that surely were heard around the sea- the once dreaded and famed Blackbeard had signed his life away to serve the King.

Edward kicks at a bag of dry goods as he looks over their current stock. The liquor should stay, he'd need at least a bottle a day to keep him from feeling things anymore, and that was the goal.

"Fingerling potatoes..." he scoffs, digging a hand into one sack of provisions, plucking a small oblong spud from the pile and flicking it at his first mate. "Funny. Looks more like toes."
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[personal profile] likeimcute 2022-04-12 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ever since the incident with the barnacles, there has been an all-out war on the ship Revenge.

It involves Lucius figuring out exactly how to make Izzy’s life as miserable as possible.

Sure, Lucius doesn’t necessarily have to put in that much effort, as just being in the Revenge seems to be a special hell for Izzy in the first place. But Lucius is a crafty little bitch, and it’s so much more FUN to put in the extra effort.

The first part of the plan was to figure out where Izzy was sleeping most nights (one of the guest cabins), then which wall his bed was against (Starboard as it turns out), followed by figuring out which room had an adjoining wall with it (the ball room). The next part he had to rope Pete in on, but the man was started to look at Lucius like he’d do anything the younger man asked him to, bless his heart. So that wasn’t too much of a chore.

Then, the plan just involved waiting until Izzy had gone to sleep, pulling Pete out from whatever he was in the middle of, and having fantastically loud sex up against the wall adjoining Izzy’s room.

So far is was working beautifully.
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[personal profile] unicaptain 2022-04-19 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Stede stands with his hands on his hips, surveying the market in Port au Prince. It's a beautiful day. Perfect, really. It would be more perfect if it weren't for the company, but Ed had asked him to do this, specifically, trusted him with this, and if that means he has to be here with Mr. Hands, so be it. He'll make the best of this, despite his companion's sour attitude.

He looks back at Mr. Hands with a smile
]

Now, clearly that vendor was a bust. I really thought they ought to have a pineapple! I had no idea they were out of season. Do you think that Ed will take candied pineapple?
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Coffee Shop AU (Metaphorical)

[personal profile] draughtsman 2022-07-05 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucius Spriggs finds that he actually rather likes London. It's loud, messy, mean, and very overt. Precious few people here have bothered to try and trap him in the sort of lies and traps that his parents and employers had, and even fewer of them are interested in knowing him or what he's up to at any given time of the day. His clothes still look fine enough that he's mistaken for a page fairly regularly. He delivers other mens' mail on occasion, if he's picked the letters from a pocket alongside a wallet or a snuffbox. That's always a lark because it causes immediate chaos and earns him a quick, legitimate tip for the delivery.

Unfortunately, if he means to keep up this facade, he will require more sets of clothes ere long. His face and hair are innocuous, plain enough, but a page in tatty attire is likely to draw the eyes of the law and he would really rather avoid them. So, with his ill gotten gains and an assortment of pricey little pieces of silver to fence, he heads first to the shops to find a decent tailor. That little endeavor sets him back the better portion of his saved monies but there's not much for that. After that, he heads to the market in the street, where he might be able to buy food for the week, or any little things that catch his fancy. If he's lucky, he can use the little stolen silver baubles on him to barter, if not, he will have to head to the docks to find the less discerning crowd.

It's here, meandering the market, that he finds the most delightful things. A fur here, a perfume there, and then right in the center of the stalls, in the shadow of an overhead awning, he finds a handsome man with a bolt of plain navy cloth that feels so familiar it stops him in his tracks. It's terribly rude to drag his fingers over cloth but he's dressed nicely enough, looks proper enough, that nobody has had the wherewithal to stop him. Good luck too because this bolt on this man's table feels precisely like the cloth of his mother's dresses. If he hadn't been touching it, he would have passed right by.

It's stupid. It's absurd. He can't sew. He doesn't need this. He would have to stash it under his bed in his rented room and just watch it molder away.

"How much for this one?" Lucius asks, feigning casual interest and can't quite get his fingers to leave the raw edge of the bolt alone.

It's so much fabric. It will cost him a leg, he's sure of it. He has to have it. The man behind the stall is handsome, dark hair with a dark mustache and a neatly shaped beard with only thin flecks of grey. Lucius doesn't have to try to fake his polite smile.