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Izzy Hands ([personal profile] ninetoes) wrote2021-04-12 03:37 am
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My name is Mr. Hands, First Mate Hands, or God as far as you're concerned...

treading_water: EDWARD: Rebirth (0177)

[personal profile] treading_water 2022-04-12 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
There was a time aboard The Revenge where breakfast was eaten at a white-clothed table, marmalade jars were plentiful, and excessively wasteful cakes were served for no real purpose. Those days were over. What was left onboard the ship they'd have to pray to whatever god would answer them that they could trade for gunpowder or the proper equipment to make an actual living as a pirate. Blackbeard's flag may not be taken as seriously given the rumors that surely were heard around the sea- the once dreaded and famed Blackbeard had signed his life away to serve the King.

Edward kicks at a bag of dry goods as he looks over their current stock. The liquor should stay, he'd need at least a bottle a day to keep him from feeling things anymore, and that was the goal.

"Fingerling potatoes..." he scoffs, digging a hand into one sack of provisions, plucking a small oblong spud from the pile and flicking it at his first mate. "Funny. Looks more like toes."
treading_water: STEDE BONNET: Post-murder-plot-ennui (0048)

[personal profile] treading_water 2022-04-12 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
The gabby little shit he'd thrown off of the deck was wrong. Ed had done everything 'right'; gone to lengths he never thought he hinself could, and Stede Bonnet had still left him. But Edward Teach wouldn't die alone in a puddle of his own piss... he'd been wrong about that too. Ed would never be alone as long as the man hobbling behind him remained loyal, and he'd made sure that he would never even consider crossing him again. That wretched little spud was just another reminder.

He scoffs at the accusation. Blackbeard hadn't had an appetite for anything but rum in some time. He'd depression-eaten enough jars of marmalade to turn him off of it completely, the smell alone turning his stomach. "If you keep chucking them overboard we won't have any of them left to steer the ship." he replies, any pretense of a smile leaving his face. Seeing Bonnet's men didn't make things easy, but there wasn't much choice in crewmates until they could either make landfall again or cross paths with the right sorts of ships.

"We'll continue to head West." he mutters in response, "Pick off a few weaker merchants until we have the proper fire power to handle the larger traders."

He shrugs, their options are limited, but they'd make do. They always did. "Send the green ones over first when we raid. With any luck the rations will last nearly twice as long."
treading_water: BLACKBEARD: Fuckboi emo cold shoulder. (0126)

[personal profile] treading_water 2022-04-12 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The word blessing is questionable here, while Blackbeard is hoping the change of scenery will set his mind at ease, Ed still finds himself longing for the man who had left him behind. The man that he didn't know was alive or dead. The man he risked everything for and for what? An empty promise and an evening wasted waiting, feeling like a fucking idiot on a dock.

Izzy is speaking to him again, knocking him loose of his thoughts. It's for the best he says. Maybe that's true. Whatever will stop that horrible feeling in his gut akin to the tip of a blade trapped there... worse- he'd rather be impaled over and over again than to experience this.

"Of course it is, Izzy." he sighs loudly, "More opportunities await..." He attempts to change the subject, because the last person he wants to hear from about badly he hurts is the person who sold him out to begin with. He feels the anger flare in his stomach again... anger is so much easier to feel than grief, and it boils within his belly white-hot, consuming him.

"You'd best not question my vision, Izzy." he hisses, "Or I'll take yours next."

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[personal profile] likeimcute 2022-04-12 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ever since the incident with the barnacles, there has been an all-out war on the ship Revenge.

It involves Lucius figuring out exactly how to make Izzy’s life as miserable as possible.

Sure, Lucius doesn’t necessarily have to put in that much effort, as just being in the Revenge seems to be a special hell for Izzy in the first place. But Lucius is a crafty little bitch, and it’s so much more FUN to put in the extra effort.

The first part of the plan was to figure out where Izzy was sleeping most nights (one of the guest cabins), then which wall his bed was against (Starboard as it turns out), followed by figuring out which room had an adjoining wall with it (the ball room). The next part he had to rope Pete in on, but the man was started to look at Lucius like he’d do anything the younger man asked him to, bless his heart. So that wasn’t too much of a chore.

Then, the plan just involved waiting until Izzy had gone to sleep, pulling Pete out from whatever he was in the middle of, and having fantastically loud sex up against the wall adjoining Izzy’s room.

So far is was working beautifully.
likeimcute: (wink)

[personal profile] likeimcute 2022-04-13 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
“Babe, maybe give us the room,” Lucius untangles himself from Pete’s grasp. Oh yes, this is going exactly as he planned it to.

Lucius gives Pete a little slap on the ass as he leaves, just to rub it in. Yes that’s right, Izzy. He is banging the fuck out of that dude. Jealous?

“Don’t you look all wound up, Dizzy Izzy. Couldn’t sleep?”

likeimcute: (useless gay hammering)

[personal profile] likeimcute 2022-04-14 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
This should be fucking terrifying. They’re alone, which means that the rest of the crew isn’t here to stand up for him like they usually do. Almost every other time Izzy has lost his shit on him like this, there have at least been witnesses, and Lucius knows his boys would never let any real harm happen to him. So any rational person would be genuinely worrying about what Izzy might be capable of now that they’re alone.

But instead Lucius can’t stop smiling, even as Izzy is desperately trying to cut off his airways. Because seeing the other man this angry just fills Lucius with so much satisfaction that he fucking won.

“Yeah, my mum never liked that I wouldn’t marry a nice girl from a good merchant family and bring respect to our piss poor family. Definitely the entire reason I am the way I am. What’s your excuse, Izzy? So much fucking anger, do you think it’s from the fact you gave your whole life to a bloke who’d rather fuck the first pretty piece of blond ass he come across?”

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[personal profile] unicaptain 2022-04-19 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Stede stands with his hands on his hips, surveying the market in Port au Prince. It's a beautiful day. Perfect, really. It would be more perfect if it weren't for the company, but Ed had asked him to do this, specifically, trusted him with this, and if that means he has to be here with Mr. Hands, so be it. He'll make the best of this, despite his companion's sour attitude.

He looks back at Mr. Hands with a smile
]

Now, clearly that vendor was a bust. I really thought they ought to have a pineapple! I had no idea they were out of season. Do you think that Ed will take candied pineapple?
draughtsman: (Default)

Coffee Shop AU (Metaphorical)

[personal profile] draughtsman 2022-07-05 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucius Spriggs finds that he actually rather likes London. It's loud, messy, mean, and very overt. Precious few people here have bothered to try and trap him in the sort of lies and traps that his parents and employers had, and even fewer of them are interested in knowing him or what he's up to at any given time of the day. His clothes still look fine enough that he's mistaken for a page fairly regularly. He delivers other mens' mail on occasion, if he's picked the letters from a pocket alongside a wallet or a snuffbox. That's always a lark because it causes immediate chaos and earns him a quick, legitimate tip for the delivery.

Unfortunately, if he means to keep up this facade, he will require more sets of clothes ere long. His face and hair are innocuous, plain enough, but a page in tatty attire is likely to draw the eyes of the law and he would really rather avoid them. So, with his ill gotten gains and an assortment of pricey little pieces of silver to fence, he heads first to the shops to find a decent tailor. That little endeavor sets him back the better portion of his saved monies but there's not much for that. After that, he heads to the market in the street, where he might be able to buy food for the week, or any little things that catch his fancy. If he's lucky, he can use the little stolen silver baubles on him to barter, if not, he will have to head to the docks to find the less discerning crowd.

It's here, meandering the market, that he finds the most delightful things. A fur here, a perfume there, and then right in the center of the stalls, in the shadow of an overhead awning, he finds a handsome man with a bolt of plain navy cloth that feels so familiar it stops him in his tracks. It's terribly rude to drag his fingers over cloth but he's dressed nicely enough, looks proper enough, that nobody has had the wherewithal to stop him. Good luck too because this bolt on this man's table feels precisely like the cloth of his mother's dresses. If he hadn't been touching it, he would have passed right by.

It's stupid. It's absurd. He can't sew. He doesn't need this. He would have to stash it under his bed in his rented room and just watch it molder away.

"How much for this one?" Lucius asks, feigning casual interest and can't quite get his fingers to leave the raw edge of the bolt alone.

It's so much fabric. It will cost him a leg, he's sure of it. He has to have it. The man behind the stall is handsome, dark hair with a dark mustache and a neatly shaped beard with only thin flecks of grey. Lucius doesn't have to try to fake his polite smile.
draughtsman: (So much trauma)

[personal profile] draughtsman 2022-07-05 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucius balks a bit at the price, but manages to contain his expression as the man drones on about the quality. His voice is all gravel and rasp, handsome in the way a very fine aged brandy is, and he keeps Lucius's focus as he turns his attention as he speaks, even if he's not listened to a word. Idiot that he is, before he can think about his gambit or whom he currently presents as, he starts talking.

"Don't suppose you'd take half trade?" Lucius offers, as though he's hocking stolen trinkets at the dockyard to seedy gentlemen with more brine in them than blood.

Why trade? He has three shillings. A meter is more than enough but...somehow, the idea of someone else owning some of this makes him uneasy. It's stupid, it's just fabric, fabric he won't even use. He manages to release it and pull his purse from his breast pocket--it's a far cry finer than the rest of his clothes, something picked from a fancier pocket than his own and carried because of how easily it slots into his jacket. He has...what eight shillings left after buying his new clothes? Fuck him running.

He can go hungry a while.

"Eight and a silver ring?"
draughtsman: (How about no)

[personal profile] draughtsman 2022-07-05 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucius's grin is broad and grateful and he fishes in his pocket until he can find the ring he pulled from the last fellow who was fool enough to shake his hand as he took someone else's mail. He hasn't had time to get a proper look at it, but it seemed nice enough. No signet, no precious gems, but a great heavy bit of something semi-precious set in a masculine cut slab of silver. He takes it out and gives it a quick glance before setting it in the merchant's hand.

He's shit at bartering, but he knows what's worth what. That ring at a stall would have cost him more dearly than this bolt, but he doesn't have a stall, and he's not a jeweler. He'll take what he can get for it.

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treading_water: BLACKBEARD: We out here being ominous (Default)

[personal profile] treading_water 2022-07-07 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward's life had followed a similar trajectory, albeit on the other side of the coin. Following his father's death he began a career as a cabin boy, just as Izzy had. There would be questions if he'd had stuck around of course, but what frightened Ed moreso than any punishment for his actions was the thought of hurting someone else; he'd snapped, just as his father had. He may not have been chained to the bottle, but he still had a fuse, and how long would it take before he too was responsible for his mother's pain and fear? Like father, like son.

He didn't bother saying goodbye.

His own father had sailed with merchant ships and as such, Ed could be certain that he'd be safe among such men. Perhaps 'The Kraken' had taken his father, but his father was only one man. Surely a few more could take on the monster should it rise from the depths during a storm. Men like these trained their whole lives for such things, stories, if nothing else, and Ed became fascinated with the shanties and tales told aboard, the drama; the romance of it all.

Such obsessions with theatrics came in handy when faced with death, as sailors so often are. Merchant ships were often menaced by privateers while off the coast of Nassau, and Ed had no intention to be aboard one when it was taken. He'd heard the tales, and he wasn't going to take his chances. In the end, it was much better to be the one feared than be the one afraid. Edward Teach was so tired of being afraid.

Under Hornigold, Edward had quickly climbed the ranks. His passion for what came next was unmatched by his peers, and what he lacked in technical fighting skills he more than made up for with creativity. Fighting and swordplay can be taught, but one can't teach a person to think outside of the box if they're so firmly grounded within it.

When The Ranger made dock, Edward had been given a directive on land, the sort of errand that needed to be handled by someone trustworthy. Ed was for the most part, although his short fuse had ruffled some feathers with the party he'd meant to be negotiating a trade with. He'd returned to the ship to regroup, half of him considering returning gun-in-hand to thank the doorman for insulting him on the fly, panic racing through his veins at the thought of disappointing his Captain and being thrown out to sea as a result. He knew he couldn't get violent-- such an act could start a real war between bitter rivals, of which Hornigold had a few.

His anger is present in the way he walks, the focused look as his mind ponders options while he approaches the ship. The man in ill-fitting clothing sitting nearby doesn't go unnoticed (one should always be conscious of their surroundings), but not seen as a threat, either. Not exactly, anyway, but the way he's staring at Ed pokes that temper of his irritatingly.

"The fuck are you looking at?"
Edited (nothing to see here) 2022-07-07 14:43 (UTC)
treading_water: BLACKBEARD: teeheeing with my ex (0116)

[personal profile] treading_water 2022-07-09 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hornigold's ship." he answers, but it's said with the sort of pride that suggests he considers it his own as well. He lived aboard it after all, a favored member of Hornigold's crew.

There are only a few reasons one might ask such a question. They aren't in the sort of port that would require anonymity, or otherwise Ed wouldn't have answered at all. The other man could be a pirate hunter, but Ed had grown fairly competent in his swordplay- he could take on one man. If he was a hunter it was foolish of him to come alone, and any other men on board would quickly jump to Ed's side for reinforcements. No, this was a man looking for work, staking out prospects, or at the very least a man on the run. Ed knows the type because he's been there before.

"What's it to you?"

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